He said:
hows my future wifey doing besides gorgeous? :-) [sic]
I said:
Trying to decide which is more horrifying: your lack of apostrophes or your use of the word "wifey."
He said:
why did i want . . . to scream "hooray for boobies" when i viewed your profile . . . oh yeah that's right ;)
I said:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Good luck finding someone that actually works on.
NOTE TO MEN ON OKCUPID: Cutesy-pie emoticons do not excuse bad punctuation/grammar, sexual harassment, or the word "wifey." Come ON.
Well, New Year's Eve is upon us: hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday. Come tomorrow, I'll be the gal at yoga class with a genuine grin on my face, because I have this to come home to:
OK, on the Inception DVD. Still counts!
Speaking of cuties on film, this video goes out to a very special gay who just got laid. Rock-N-Rolla (see what I did there?), this is for you.
